I forgot how I came across this song on YouTube, but now it's more or less my favorite song. XD
The song itself is by The Arrogant Worms, and there are quite a few videos made for the song. My favorite one is by OneyNG. Basically this is the perfect video to test someone's knowledge or level of horniness. XD
Here are the lyrics:
There lived an old farmer who lived on a rock
He sat in the meadow just shaking his fist
At some boys who were down by the creek
Their feet in the water their hands on their
Marbles and play things and at half past four
There came a young lady she looked like a
Pretty young creature she sat on the grass
She pulled up her dress and she showed them her
Ruffles and laces and white fluffy duck
She said she was learning a new way to
Bring up her children so they would not spit
While the boys in the barnyard were shovelling
Refuse and litter from yesterday's hunt
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her
Eyes and the fellow down by the dock
He looked like a man with a sizeable
Home in the country with a big fence out front
If he asked her politely she'd show him her
Little pet dog who was subject to fits
And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her
Small tender hands with a movement so quick
And then she'd bend over and suck on his
Candy so tasty made of butterscotch
And then he'd spread whipped cream over her
Cookies that she left on her shelf
If you think this is dirty you can go #$% yourself.
If you think this is dirty enough, you would be able to match some dirty words that rhymes with the previous sentences. I'm not sure if I'm explaining this clearly, but that's more or less how it works =D
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